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Browse the cards, what they do, and the real-world conspiracy lore they riff on.

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Resource · INWO: Assassins

Black Helicopters

Must stay linked to a Group that is both Secret and Government; if that Group ever loses either alignment, even temporarily, Black Helicopters is discarded.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Blivit

Grants its owner immunity to the Nuclear Power Companies' ability to cancel actions.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

Janor Device

A Resource that can legally serve as the lead card under SubGenius-rules card draws; if its owner rolls a 12 while leading with it, the Janor Device must be given away to another player.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Killer Satellite

A Resource card representing a weaponized orbital satellite, attaching to a group to give it a powerful, space-based strike capability.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Lenin's Body

A Resource card representing Lenin's embalmed corpse, a macabre relic that gives a boost to whichever group controls it.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

Martyr Meter

A Resource card that tracks a group's suffering and sacrifice, converting accumulated hardship into a growing power bonus.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Orgone Grinder

A Resource card representing an orgone-energy device, attaching to a group to channel a pseudo-scientific power boost.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Power Satellite

A Resource card representing an orbital power-beaming satellite, attaching to a group to boost its effective Power in attacks.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

Sacred Stencil

A Resource card representing an official SubGenius church stencil or seal, attaching to a group to lend it official, if dubious, legitimacy.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Screaming Meme

A Resource card representing a viral, self-replicating idea that spreads uncontrollably once released, giving its controller a disruptive boost.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

Spy Satellite

A Resource card representing an orbital reconnaissance satellite, attaching to a group to give it improved surveillance capability against rivals.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

The Big Prawn

Changes the alignment of the Place it's linked to, an effect that remains permanent even after the Big Prawn itself leaves play.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

The Prescriptures

A Resource card representing the SubGenius church's foundational holy text, attaching to a group to lend it scriptural authority.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

The True Pipe

A Resource card representing the authentic version of the church's iconic pipe, attaching to a group to lend it genuine, rather than knockoff, SubGenius authority.

Resource · INWO: SubGenius

Three-Fisted Tales of "Bob"

A Resource card representing a collection of exaggerated legends about the church's central icon, attaching to a group to boost its mythic prestige.

Resource · INWO: Assassins

X-Ray Specs

Grants its owner the special ability to peek at the top three undrawn cards of any deck currently in the game.